Greetings, love beings! Your time to ascend has arrived. At least, that’s what Mother God would have you believe. Her real name was Amy Carlson, and her life’s work was dreaming up the infamous cult Love Has Won and convincing folks to follow her. (The only cult we’d follow is the cult of Ryan Gosling, but it seems not everyone is as discerning.)
Amy believed she’d been reincarnated 574 times and was, in fact, Jesus Christ. She said celebrities like Robin Williams were a part of a “Galactic A Team” helping guide her into a 5D world. It was her job to bring 144,000 souls with her.
Unfortunately, alcohol, drugs and one too many doses of colloidal silver made Amy bitter and angry, and the macho meth head she called “Father God” didn’t help matters. At the end of her days, Amy was a blue, lifeless skeleton. But was her mission successful? And did Robin Williams beam her up in his UFO? You’ll have to tune in to find out. Happy Haunting!